Anyone Have a Forklift?

Today I decided to work on rearranging a few things in my craft room.  Specifically, I wanted to move one of the desks about 3 inches closer to the wall.  I tried pushing it with all my might.  It wouldn't budge.  So I removed my Big Shot and cutting plates, since they're pretty heavy.  Still wouldn't budge.  I noticed there was some huge wrench thingie under the desk where my feet go, and something I couldn't identify standing up between the wall and the back of the desk behind the drawers.  I got the wrench thingie out -- NO IDEA why it was there or what it could possibly have been used for -- but the only way to get that mystery object out was to get down on the floor and crawl towards the wall.  I did that, and it was a Middle School yearbook from my son.  Again, WHY was that even here in Florida, much less in my crafts room?  Now came the hard part ... getting back up on my feet!  With my bad knees ... Thank Goodness there are no surveillance cameras in here!  It was touch and go, but I finally made it ... of course, I knew I couldn't call for help because I'd left my phone in the other room.  I tried again to push the desk, and of course it didn't budge.  So rather than try removing all the drawers (and put them WHERE?) I just gave up.  Tomorrow is another day, right?